A Thai Tour Guide who spoke fluent English, was having coffee and croissants with butter and jam in a Thailand cafe when an American tourist, chewing gum, sat down next to him…The Thai politely ignored the American, who, nevertheless, started up a conversation.
The American snapped his gum and said, “You Thai folk eat the whole bread?” The Thai frowned, annoyed with being bothered during his breakfast, replied, “Of course.” The American blew a huge bubble, “We don’t. In the States, we only eat what’s inside. The crusts we collect in a container, recycle them, transform them into croissants and
sell them to Thailand”…
The American had a smirk on his face. The Thai listened in silence. The American persisted, “D’ya eat jam with the bread?” Sighing, the Thai replied, “Of course.” Cracking his gum between his teeth, the American said, “We don’t. In the States, we eat fresh fruit for breakfast, then we put all the peels, seeds, and leftovers in containers, recycle them, transform them into jam and sell it to Thailand”…
The Thai then asked, “Do you have sex in the States?” The American smiled and said, “Why of course we do.” The Thai leaned closer to him and asked, “And what do you do with the condoms once you’ve used them?” “We throw them away of course”…
Now it was the Thai Tour Guide’s turn to smile, “We don’t. In Thailand, we put them in a container, recycle them, melt them down into chewing gum and sell them to the United States…Why do you think it’s called Wrigleys?”…
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